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After more than a century-and-a-half, Dr. Samuel Mudd can finally rest; now, instead of ‘your name will be Mudd, it will be ‘your name will be Schiff,’ meaning you are reviled and repudiated by all

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“YOUR NAME WILL BE SCHIFF AND NO LONGER MUDD”



Here’s a ‘conversation’ between Adam Schiff and his loving wife, Eve,…
San Diego, CA 92122, 11-25-2019 Monday:  Amigos, welcome to the Thanksgiving week edition of the American Institute of Culinary Politics-Elemental News of the Day.  Gosh, I love this time of the year, business is booming (well, for my family, I spend more time relaxing at home now), people are shopping, the weather is delightful, and the fence is keeping the illegal aliens on the other side of the border which means we can walk about town without having to worry about getting accosted.  Muy bueno, mis amigos, muy, muy bueno.    
My good friend and colleague, the lovely Chef Lilah Paulikovich, has a Twitter (@ChefLilah) presence and last week as the columns of the Capitol began to collapse, as the rotunda came crashing down, as the fires swept through the House what with the end of the Schiff Disaster, Lilah made a bold but honest suggestion:  Adam Schiff, time to fall on your sword. 
Adam Schiff, congressman from up the road, hates Donald J. Trump.  Okay, I can see that.  However, I am not sure what came first, did Mr. Trump slam the ugly, chicken-necked loser or did the disagreeable chicken-necked loser take an almost immediate dislike to Donald Trump and begin plotting his downfall then?  I am not sure.  Did the chicken come before the egg or did the egg come after the chicken; we will have to await the jury on this one.
Lilah said to me over the weekend that were she Congressman Schiff’s wife, Eve, she would have called her hubby while he was giving his blathering, closing comments on his fraudulent attempt to remove President Trump (well, to try to get everyone on board for an impeachment trial in the Senate) and interrupted him mid-sentence in his 45-minute or so rambling, incoherent closing remarks.
As everyone “heard” President Trump’s phone conversation at a busy outdoor café in the Ukraine (or so they claim), so could everyone hear the conversation between Mr. and Mrs. Schiff.  Here is how she surmised such a conversation between husband and loving wife would go:
Schiff: “Blah, blah, blah” (ring, ring, ring).  Oh, wait, it’s my wife, let me take this before I continue bashing Trump.  What’s up, dear?”
“Adam?  Adam, is that you?”
“Yes dear, I am giving my closing remarks, the ones that will propel my name into the annals of American history as the greatest politician of my time, even greater than that dingbat AOC, even greater than that hateful, anti-Semitic set of bigoted twins, Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar, and even greater than everyone on the Watergate impeachment inquiry.  What’s up?”
“Honey, your kids are crying.  They say that the kids at school are throwing rocks and beer bottles at them.  You must stop, you simply must stop, dear.  You are embarrassing our family more than that bozo, Beto, embarrassed his family.  Enough is enough.”
“What?  What are you saying?  I am on the cusp of getting this tyrant out of office, I will be famous, I will be celebrated, I will be renowned, they will name a village after me in the Golan Heights, right next to Trump Heights, I cannot stop, why should I stop, why would you want me to stop?”
“Because…you are an embarrassment, you are humiliating me to the point that I can no longer go to my bridge group, can’t go to the hairdressers with the girls, can’t go out and sip expresso and eat tea biscuits in Washington, D.C. hole-in-the-wall cafes, people are sneering at me, pointing at me, snickering behind my back and before my face.  Please, husband, stop, I am begging you, otherwise, I am going to divorce your ass.”
Stunned, the failed congressman would look to his left, to his right, and straight down the middle.  The sweat would increase, the snot would run down his nose, dripping off his chin.  His eyes would protrude even more from their already bulbous orbits, the bloodshot eyes would resemble Ren and Stimpy’s, his neck would choke up, and he would put his face in his hands and begin sobbing.  Sobbing.  Sobbing so loudly and so profoundly that his handlers would whisk him away to the back. 
There, they would lay out a .22 with one bullet in the chamber.  They would set out the bottle of strychnine, they would fashion a noose and hang it off the ceiling fan, or they would lay out a straight razor and tell him, “It’s your choice, Mr. Chairman, just don’t come out of this room unless you are horizontal and on a gurney.  Oh, by the way, Speaker Pelosi says, ‘I told you so.’
We have witnessed one of the great political defeats of our lifetime.  Chicken-neck Schiff so believes his very own cock-and-bull story that his fabrications have absorbed his mind, his soul, and his love for life.  His name will be ‘Mudd,’ worse than “Mudd,”  Dr. Mudd only set the broken leg of presidential assassin John Wilkes Booth. 
Dr. Samuel A. Mudd M.D. set the broken leg of someone he did not know, someone brought to his home in the middle of the night and in need of his help.  For a long time, Dr. Mudd languished in prison, not knowing whether the people seeking vengeance for the assassination of Abraham Lincoln would send him to the gallows with the true and supposed conspirators. 
It is fitting that Chairman Schiff’s name rhymes with shit (sorry the profanity but it is required here), because his name will indeed be worse than human fecal matter for he will be the one in the history books that will set in motion the greatest destruction of any modern political party in motion. 
Like a gas station toilet sucking down a bowlful of turds, the sucking sound will suck in every Democrat who even remotely is close to this stinky, smelly ‘impeachment thing.’ 
Schiff’s footnote in history will be this: the Republicans are going to win so many seats in the upcoming election- across the entire country and who knows, perhaps the Ukraine, too (just kidding, amigos), that what it took Barack Obama THREE elections to pull off will happen in ONE.  More than one-thousand seats from one end of the country to the other will go down in defeat and more than one-thousand pro-Trump Republicans will take their places.
Glad I am no longer a Democrat.  Glad I became an independent as I could not suffer the humiliation that Shit, uh, excuse me, Schiff and his boss Nancy Pelosi are ladling up- the rancid and most toxic swill ever seen in our beloved country.
Hasta manana.  We are going to have a glorious week; I can assure you.  
Executive Chef Pedro Muñoz
CEC, American Culinary Federation, Inc.


This is a caricature of me created by up-and-coming Bakersfield street artist Simone.  We decided to go this route to protect our identities from readers who make some virulent threats, which means we find it best to use cartoons instead of photos.  Anyhow,  I began my culinary career in the 1950's and had the good fortune of working with many different chefs before meeting my good friend, Stinkbug, in the mid 1980's in Bakersfield. I am still working part-time in my semi-retired years in my hometown in San Diego, CA.
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Chef Pedro is now an Independent.

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11-25-2019 Monday—Political Topics and Essays, Part MCMXCIX:  “After more than a century-and-a-half, Dr. Samuel Mudd can finally rest; now, instead of ‘your name will be Mudd, it will be ‘your name will be Schiff,’ meaning you are reviled and repudiated by all” by Chef Pedro Muňoz
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Muňoz, Pedro. After more than a century-and-a-half, Dr. Samuel Mudd can finally rest; now, instead of ‘your name will be Mudd, it will be ‘your name will be Schiff,’ meaning you are reviled and repudiated by all.”  Political Topics and Essays, Part MCMXCIX
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TODAY IN HISTORY—NOVEMBER 25, 2019:








A.   1357: French King Charles IV issues a letter of protection for the Jews of Strasbourg, in Alsace-Lorraine.
B.    1715: The first English patent granted to an American colonist is one for a machine that processes corn.
C.   1744: Austrian troops kill and pillage the Jewish section of Prague.
D.   1757: In New York City, future 15th U.S. Supreme Court Associate Justice Henry Brockholst Livingston is born.   President Thomas Jefferson would nominate the Democratic-Republican to fill the seat of Associate Justice William Paterson, a FederalistLivingston would serve from 11-10-1806 to 03-18-1823.
E.    1758: British troops capture Fort Duquesne (Pittsburgh) from the French and Indian troops holding it.
F.    1783: The British evacuated New York, their last military position in the United States during the Revolutionary War.
G.   1837William Crompton patented the silk power loom on this date.
H.   1850: Texas relinquished one-third of its territory for $10 million from the United States to pay its debts and to settle border disputes.
I.      1864: During the Civil War, Confederate agents set a series of arson fires in New York; firefighters quickly extinguished the blazes.
J.     1867: The U.S. Congress commission on the impeachment of President Andrew Johnson commences.  Meanwhile, Alfred Nobel receives a patent for dynamite.
K.   1881: Pope John XXIII was born Angelo Giuseppe Roncalli at Sotto IL Monte, Italy.
L.    1882: The first of 400 performances of “Iolanthe” commenced on this date.
M.  1884: J.B. Meyenberg received a patent for evaporated milk on this date.
N.   1885: The 21st vice-president of the United States (served 03-04-1885 to 11-25-1885)—Thomas A. Hendricks—died on this date.
O.   1894: The Greenback (Independent) Party organizes in Indianapolis, Indiana.
P.    1908: The first issue of the Christian Science Monitor undergoes publication.
Q.   1914: Baseball Hall of Famer Joe DiMaggio was born in Martinez, California.
R.   1915: An updated version of the Democrat Party’s military wing- the Ku Klux Klan- targeting blacks, Jews, Catholics, and immigrants underwent founding by Joseph Simmons.
S.    1920: Radio station WTAW of College Station, Texas, broadcast the first play-by-play description of a football game between Texas University and the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas (Texas AM); Texas won 7-3.
T.    1936: Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan signed the Anti-Comintern Pact on today’s date.
U.   1940: The cartoon character Woody Woodpecker made his debut in the animated short “Knock-Knock.”
V.   1944: In the 32nd Canadian Football League Grey Cup, the Montreal HMCS beats the Hamilton Flying Wildcats 7-6.  Elsewhere, future drummer with the British bands, the Move and Electric Light Orchestra[i]Bev Bevan—is born in Sparkhill, Birmingham, England, on this date.
W. 1947: Val Fuentes, famous drummer for the San Francisco Bay Area rock group, It’s a Beautiful Day[ii], was born on this date.  Elsewhere, movie studio executives meeting in New York agreed to blacklist the “Hollywood 10,” whom a day earlier Congress cited for contempt and sent to jail when they failed to cooperate with the House Un-American Activities Committee.
X.   1951: In a game between the Cleveland Browns and the Chicago Bears, the Browns suffer 209 yards in penalties in a single game, a record in the NFL.
Y.   1952: The play “The Mousetrap,” a murder mystery by Agatha Christie, first opened in London’s West End; it is the longest continually running show in history.
Z.    1955: The U.S. Supreme Court forbids race segregation on interstate busses.
AA.        1957: President Dwight D. Eisenhower suffered a slight stroke.
BB.         1961: The first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, USS Enterprise, underwent commissioning on this date.
CC.        1963: The U.S. government laid the body of President John F. Kennedy to rest at Arlington National Cemetery; his widow, Jacqueline, lit an eternal flame at the gravesite. 
DD.        1966: At the Bag O’ Nails Club in London, England, the Jimi Hendrix Experience[iii] debuts for an enthusiastic crowd.
EE.         1970Japanese author Yukio Mishima committed ritual suicide after giving a speech attacking Japan’s post-war constitution. 
FF.          1973: Greek President George Papadopoulos suffered ouster in a bloodless military coup.
GG.       1974: After the deaths of 21 people in terrorist attacks, Great Britain outlaws the Irish Republican Army.
HH.       1976: The Band[iv] performs its farewell concert at the Winterland Ballroom in San Francisco, California.  Joining them were numerous guests and friends.  One can see the show on the film, “The Last Waltz.”  Elsewhere, O.J. Simpson of the Buffalo Bills rushed for 273 yards against the Detroit Lions on this date.
II.   1979: In a game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Cleveland Browns, the Steelers have a net gain of 606 yards winning the game, 33-30.
JJ. 1982: An arson fire broke out in downtown Minneapolis on Thanksgiving Day; the blaze destroyed an entire city block but resulted in no injuries.
KK.       1983: In the first round of their heavyweight title-boxing match, Larry Holmes scores a TKO over Marvis Frazier.  Elsewhere, meditators from Syria and Saudi Arabia announced a ceasefire in the PLO civil war in Tripoli, Lebanon.
LL.         1984: William Schroeder of Jasper, Indiana, became the second man to receive a Jarvik-7 artificial heart, at Humana Hospital Audubon in Kentucky.  He lived on the device for 620 days.
MM.     1985: The federal government arrested former National Security Agency employee, Ronald W. Felton, on charges that he conducted espionage operations for the Soviet Union for which, a jury later convicted him of doing.
NN.        1986: The Iran-Contra Affair erupted as President Ronald Reagan and Attorney-General Edwin Meese revealed that they had diverted profits from secret arms sales to Iran to Nicaraguan rebels.
OO.       1987: Harold Wilson, the first black mayor of Chicago died in office at age 65.
PP.          1990: Poland held its first popular presidential election on this date.
QQ.       1992: The Czech parliament voted to split the country into separate Czech and Slovak republics beginning January 1, 1993.
RR.        1993: Egyptian Prime Minister Atef Sedki escaped an attempt on his life when nearby Islamic trash detonated a bomb close to his motorcade.
SS.1995: Serbs protested in the streets of the Bosnian capital Sarajevo on this date, The protest was against the peace plan the European Union, NATO, and the United Nations demanded it accept or face obliteration.
TT.         1998: President Jiang Zemin arrived in Tokyo for the first visit to Japan by a Chinese head of state since World War II.  Elsewhere, Britain’s highest court ruled that former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet, whose extradition was being sought by Spain, could not claim immunity from prosecution for the crimes he committed during his rule.
UU.        1999: A pair of sports anglers off the coast of Florida rescued Elian Gonzalez, 5, setting off an international custody battle between relatives in the U.S. and his father in communist Cuba
VV.        2001: As the war in Afghanistan entered its eighth week, a prison uprising in Mazar-e-Sharif caused the death of CIA officer Johnny “Mike” Spann, which made him the first U.S. casualty of the conflict.
WW.    2002: President George W. Bush signed legislation creating the Department of Homeland Security, and appointed Tom Ridge to be its head.  Meanwhile, the space shuttle Endeavour arrived at the international space station delivering one American and two Russians and another girder for the space station.      
XX.        2008: Former NFL quarterback Michael Vick pleaded guilty to a Virginia dog-fighting charge, receiving a three-year suspended prison sentence.
YY.        2009: A Pakistani court charges seven suspects involved in the terrorist attacks in Mumbai, India, in 2008.
ZZ.         2010: The U.S. government protects an area in Alaska, twice the size of the United Kingdom; it considers the area a critical habitat for polar bears.
AAA.   2011: After people take to the streets across Egypt in protest of the government, Prime Minister Essam Sharaf resigns his office and Kamal Ganzouri takes his place. 
BBB.    2013: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire grosses $161 million in the U.S. and Canada, becoming the most successful film ever released in November.   Elsewhere, pushing back against his critics, President Barack Hussein Obama defended the temporary agreement to freeze Islamist Iran’s disputed nuclear program, declaring that the United States “cannot close the door on diplomacy.”  Meanwhile, prosecutors closed their yearlong investigation into the shooting rampage at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut, that claimed the lives of 26 victims.  Their report said the motive of gunman Adam Lanza, crazier than shit- who also murdered his mother and then himself- may never be known.
CCC.   2014: Eight months after Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 disappeared on the way to Beijing, investigators announce they are going to do a deep-sea sonar scan in the Indian Ocean where satellite communications attempts showed the likely trajectory of the doomed aircraft.    
DDD.   2016: Fidel Castro,[v] who led his communist rebels to victorious revolution in 1959, embraced Soviet-style communism and defied the power of 10 U.S. presidents during his half-century of rule in Cuba, died at age 90.  He currently resides in hell.                                                       












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[i] One day, we will begin promoting the music of these phenomenal British bands along with Roy Wood.  We will keep you posted.
[ii] We first began promoting the albums of this amazing San Francisco rock band on Thursday, 25-August-2011 through Monday 29-August-2011 and again on Tuesday, 04-February-2014 through Wednesday, 05-February-2014.
[iii] We began promoting the music of the Jimi Hendrix Experience and Jimi Hendrix on Sunday, 22-December-2013 through Thursday, 16-January-2014.  Please check the albums out, you will enjoy them.
[iv] One day, we will begin promoting the music of this historic Canadian American band.  Look for this album if you would.
[v] Young people love this murderous communist thug POS because they haven’t been taught about communism. 



































































































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The Zombies decided to reform in 1990 and released their third album (that’s right, only two studio albums prior to this one), “New World,” on August 28, 1991.  The lineup featured vocalist/percussionist/guitarist Colin BlunstoneSebastian Santa Maria (keyboards/guitars/vocals), Paul Atkinson (guitars), Rod Argent (keyboards- appeared as a guest), Chris White (bass/backing vocals), and Hugh Grundy (drums).  Say what you will about this album, it deserves to be heard (although the band recorded it so they could protect the name from imposters touring under this classic name).  We hope you will seek it out by visiting Amazon.com and adding it to your ever-growing collection of first class, British rock and blues music.  You will enjoy it.




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Today’s album is Frank Zappa’s twenty-eighth solo album, “Jazz from Hell,” which came out in 1986 as have several of the preceding days’ offerings and once again, Mr. Zappa, always restless musically, produces another winner.  Mr. Zappa always enjoyed producing new and unusual musical scores and accomplished a great deal over the course of his life.  The man could play many distinctive styles of music as well as create a great deal more on his own.  We recommend that you take the convenient link posted above, go to Amazon.com, and buy it NOW—you’ll be glad you did.


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Ian Hunter released his next album, a return to the rock that he and Mott the Hoople made famous around the world, “Man Overboard,” on July 17, 2009.  Once again, he assembled a crew of superb musicians.  We hope you will seek this one out by using the link we provide you here so you can visit Amazon.com- yes, we are in league with them again- and getting it there in the price, format, and condition, that works best for you- you will be glad you did.

       











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