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“Sandwich Seminar, Part XXIX: Saturday arrives and Chef Kilgore pulls another Coffee Shop Favorite from out of his Chef’s Hat—BLT on Whole-Wheat Bread with Avocado—amazingly Delicious!” by Chef Kilgore Randalini.


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SANDWICH SEMINAR, PART    XXIX


“Sandwich Seminar, Part XXIX: Saturday arrives and Chef Kilgore pulls another Coffee Shop Favorite from out of his Chef’s Hat—BLT on Whole-Wheat Bread with Avocado—amazingly Delicious!” by Chef Kilgore Randalini.
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Bakersfield, CA, 05-25-2013 S: I do not know about you but I am beginning to be concerned over all of the negatives that the news media is sharing with the public over what goes on within the administration.  Normally, most of the major news networks—ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, and the God-Awful MSNBC—stand by the side of the president and yet, they are beginning to show cracks within the sides of the façade.  I think that when news broke last week of the seizure of phone records and logs at the Associated Press, I think a bunch of media professionals had their wake-up calls.  I mean, I was surprised to hear them openly discussing it not only on television but also in print media and on the radio, people are concerned about this evil crap!  In a free society like the United States, First Amendment Rights are inviolate and yet, that smuck of an attorney general, Eric Holder, had no problem whatsoever seizing them for his “investigation.”    
U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder
What was the investigation?  Well, they wanted to know WHO was critical of the administration so they could give them a little bit of additional IRS scrutiny. We talked about this earlier in the week, on Monday, I believe, it should shock the hell out of all us that the man who promised us a “new form of government,” who promised us “transparency” and who said he would never “deceive us” has been doing just that. His attorney general stepped back from the investigation so as not to “taint” it but you and I know that he only does what he does on word from his employer, President Barack Obama.  If that is NOT so, then the citizens of this nation have to wonder who, exactly, is calling all the shots?  I know there are those who truly believe that this is a Manchurian Candidate holding the White House and that the women—Valerie Jarret, Michelle Obama, among others—tell him what to do and what to say.  The fact that the man sounds like a dope whenever he goes off the telestrator should concern all of us because up until now, the American press has made him seem like a demigod, the most intelligent man in the entire universe.  Alas, I think you and me and everyone else living in America and quite possibly in the world as well knows that this is no longer the case, that we are being governed by a cabal of sorts.   If that is so, we have to wonder as to how much longer our nation is going to exist in the form in which, it once did, as a beacon of liberty.  

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Since it is Saturday, I think we will dispense with more discussion on any of these events and get into the program now.  I mean, as Americans, what can we do about any of what is going on around us, there is absolutely nothing we can do without a second revolution.  What we do know is this: we cannot use the words, “patriot,” “Constitution,” “Tea Party,” or any other patriotic term to describe the way we feel or think without risking the Internal Revenue Service coming down upon us like a load of bricks.  Is this something any of us ever worried about or is it the stuff from which, nightmares are made?  I truly believe it’s the latter, nothing we can fix anytime soon.  Our last chance is 2014, you know, the mid-term elections, I hope to God that the people rise up and smite the President and his party one more time; otherwise, he might alter the Constitution so he can run for a third term or worse—indefinitely!

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Today, we are going to make a bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado sandwich on whole wheat bread, one of the more enjoyable sandwiches found across the country.  The key to a successful sandwich is  always to use ripe avocadoes yet not ones squishy as a dead squid, that’s nasty!  Here we go:
(#1785) BACON, LETTUCE, TOMATO, AND AVOCADO ON WHOLE-WHEAT BREAD




Anyone can make a BLT with avocado, right.  Well, that is not necessarily true, it takes a talented chef who can put the ingredients together in the perfect way and not just toss them together like the smucks at Denny’s and other coffee shop chains do on a daily basis.  It is important to select the perfect ingredients, especially the tomatoes and avocados at the peak of freshness and yet, not overly so where there is the slightest bit of excessive softness.  Sure, anyone can make a sandwich but it takes a great person to make it right—like me!

Yield:  4 servings / Mis-en-place: 15-20 minutes prep / Assembly time:  8-10 minutes




Qty.
Measure
Item
Other
16
Slices
Farmer John’s Maple Bacon, cooked medium
12
Slices
Roman Meal whole-wheat bread
Toasted
Best Foods’ mayonnaise

8
Leaves
Iceberg lettuce, square-cut
Rinsed
12
Slices
Roma tomatoes

2
Medium
Ripe avocados, peeled, hulled, and sliced

4
Each
Bibb lettuce leaves, rinsed and dried

4
Each
Vlasic dill pickle spears

4
Sprigs
Fresh parsley
Rinsed
4
Slices
Vine-ripened tomatoes, rinsed

4
Each
Pantry salads of choice



Method:
1.   Mis-en-place: have everything ready with which to work!  Toast bread according to guests’ preferences.  Have bacon cooked medium and warm; however, pat dry to remove excessive grease. 

2.     Upon a sanitized cutting board placed before you, lay out four slices of toasted whole wheat bread.  Spread mayonnaise upon each one, and then place a square-cut leaf of iceberg lettuce atop it. 

3.     Next, place two slices of Roma tomatoes atop the lettuce bed.  Atop that, place two rashers of bacon, cut to fit the bread.  Atop that, lay out 2-3 slices of avocado. 

4.     Now, brush the second four slices of whole-wheat bread with mayonnaise.  Place the mayonnaise-side-DOWN upon the first layer.  Atop the second layer, brush it once more with a light layer of mayonnaise.  Chef’s Note: a light layer of mayonnaise prevents excess moisture causing the bread to become wet—not a good thing.

5.     Atop the second layer, place two more rashers each atop the second layer, then atop that, place two more slices of roma tomatoes.  Atop that, place several more slices of avocado and finally atop that, place a final square-cut of iceberg lettuce. 

6.     Spread mayo on the final four slices of toasted whole-wheat bread.  Place those atop the second layer, mayonnaise-side-DOWN.  Insert clubhouse toothpicks across from one another NOT in the corners but in between each two set of points on a straight line.  Doing it like this allows the sandwich-maker to cut the sandwiches into triangular pieces, the professional way of doing things, NOT the cruder square sandwich.  

7.     In the center of four each sandwich plates, place a monkey dish of the preferred pantry salad(s) atop the leaf of Bibb lettuce.  Then, place four quarters of each sandwich at four points around the plate.  Then, at one point, insert the tomato and pickle garnishes and finally at the top of the pantry salad, pluck the parsley sprig.  The sandwiches are now ready to serve.

8.     Chef’s note: always choose ripe avocadoes by selecting those that feel yielding to one’s hand without a great deal of pressure.  It is important to pick the perfect piece of fruit as one needs avocadoes that are NOT rock solid nor squishy-enough to make guacamole.  Always cook bacon to medium-doneness because if you need to keep it warm, it remains much moister and not crispy-hard—this is important.

Everyone can make a BLT with avocado but my way is the absolute best way to do it.  The other key thing is choosing the right bacon and while I know there are all sorts of eclectic brands, there is nothing Farmer John’s products, if you know who Vin Scully is, then you know what I am talking about, Farmer John’s products are the best of the best, sort of like enjoying the champagne of pork products!


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This is me back in the 1980's when I was a middle-aged chef working at a Grand Hotel in Southern California. I began my culinary career in the early 1960's after having spent some time in the United States Army. Presently, I am still working at a local country club somewhere in Kern County.
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