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FABULOUS BAKERY DESSERTS, PART LXXVII

 


Fabulous Bakery Desserts, Part LXXVII: today’s Frosting Recipe is the original Cream Cheese Frosting—perfect for not only Carrot Cake but for other Vegetable-based Cakes, too—extraordinary!” by Chef El Chilote

907th BLOGPOST AT THE AICP-END!

HUMP DAY!

Bakersfield, CA, 05-16-2013 Th: Amigos, today, it’s HUMP DAY, the middle of the workweek for those of us writing here at the AICP-END.  We discussed horrendous events that happened last week in yesterday’s blog and the more, I listen to the television networks discuss the events surrounding the imprisonment of these poor women and the numbers of children to whom they gave birth and who died; it saddens me to no end.  I brought up the question yesterday, “what is happening to the nation,” something for which, I seem to lack the answers.  All I can say is this: we must all be responsible for whenever someone goes missing in our society and there must be no end to the search for the lost.  It could be your kids, it could be mine, but no matter whom they are or from whence they come, they all deserve someone searching for them, not just dismissing them as runaways.  As time goes by, I thank the Lord, the Saints, and the Angels that I have not been lost along the way, there were many times when I was young that I indulged in drugs, alcohol, and other risky behaviors and anything could have happened to me, no one would ever have known. 

Ho’s and Sluts

I remember as a young man, the power of women easily seduced me; as a Latino "stud," I pursued all forms of poontang available to me and most of the time did quite well.  I went to some pretty desperate places to accomplish that goal and am probably lucky that I did not put myself into some sort of situation from which, I might not have been able to evade.  Many times, I think back on those days and thank my lucky stars because I, too, could have disappeared and been gone forever.  It would have broken my poor Mama’s heart, of that, I have no doubt, that is why I thank the Lord on a daily basis for reaching out and protecting me even though I did not deserve protection.

The Three “Hermanos” in Court in Cleveland, Ohio

I guess the thing that is as shocking that as a Hispanic male, to see three other Hispanic males busted for imprisoning and doing unspeakable things to these poor young women, it is horrible and it is tragic.  Whether or not these men are legal or illegal, at the time of this writing, I am not sure, but I tell you this: if these men ARE illegals, not only do they need the worst punishment possible, they need to be the example for every other illegal alien! Not everyone coming here to work here is acceptable and if any of you recall the history of our nation, we once screened everyone who entered our nation for whatever reason and sent them back if they did not pass inspection.  If these men are illegals, I would love to be the one to give them lethal injections, especially if they did commit numerous murders on the dead babies they fathered through rape, assault, and everything else these men could have done.  I say this again, as I have said it over the past several days, “enough is enough!”  We need to put an end to this no matter who is trolling for votes or who wants to maintain or remain in power.  If I could, I would want to be the one to put an end to their miserable worthless lives, these men are evildoers!

The Three “Hermanos”—the Perps in Ohio!

America really needs to take a close look at itself and at what happens to women in this nation, it’s too easy for someone who disappears to be labeled “troubled,” a “problem,” and all sorts of other negative names.  I know if it was one of my kids who disappeared and the community gave up searching for them, I would go nuts with anger.  How can we allow our women and our children to be constant targets for perps roaming the world, something must be done about it and soon, and I believe that number one, we must do something about our borders!  When people can enter our country and do so without fear of apprehension, the worst of the worst manage to make it through to the Promised Land.  This is precisely what is happening to our nation because if you read the newspapers, almost every name arrested for rape, drunken driving, child molestation, they are ALMOST all Hispanic or Latino names!  It is insulting to me that this is so and then when the President blows it off, by making these deals with the RINO Republicans, it is infuriating and it must come to an end, it’s enough to transform a lifelong Democrat into something else, and yet, what is there to become?  The Republicans suck worse than my own party does!

Slain Ambassador to Libya, J. Christopher Stevens

Today, we are going to go right into it as I think the nation's pundits have discussed all of these topics far better than I can—remember, I am just a "cook!"  I hope that you all keep abreast of what is going on in the world around us and that you are paying attention to the news about Benghazi, Libya, when our brave ambassador and three ex-Navy Seals lost their lives defending him.  I tell myself that what President Obama says is the out and out truth; yet, there are so many questions coming to the surface that I do not know who or what to believe.  Do I believe the media, the same one that ravaged the previous President, yet protects this one with all its might?  Al-Qaida-related security forces hired by the State Department to provide security murdered our ambassador, savagely!  That is like putting the wolves in charge of the hen house, not something any sane poultry farmer would ever do and yet, that is precisely what our Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, did!  I urge you, put party loyalties aside, pay attention to reality and go with it, free yourselves from media imprisonment, they do not have your best interests nor mine in their hearts, only what they want us to know. 

Enough of discussing all of these topics, I am beginning to sound like the boss, Stinkbug, as he is always pounding the political drums around here, sort of like a gringo Santana!  Yes indeed, he once was a percussionist as a kid, so maybe he could get a job playing drums for the RINO Band!  Just kidding, Stinky, you know, having a laugh at your expense.  Today, we make the classic Cream Cheese Frosting for Carrot Cakes and other vegetable-styled baked goods.  There is something wonderful about combining cream cheese with real butter, then slathering it across the top of a freshly baked cake.  Here we go:

(#1777) CREAM CHEESE FROSTING
 

 


Carrot cakes (and zucchini cakes, too) are time-honored delicious additions to most dessert trays; however, many times store-bought premade carrot cakes that cost moderately are made with ingredients not as top quality as something you yourself can make in your own kitchen.  Therefore, I urge you to use this recipe the next time you make a carrot or zucchini cake, the results will be phenomenal!

Yield:  for one 9” x 12” x 1” baking dish / Mis-en-place: 20 minutes:
 

 


Qty.
Measure
Item
Other
.25
#
Philadelphia-brand Cream Cheese
 
.25
Cup
Sweet butter
2 ounces
2.25
Cups +
Powdered sugar
 
1
Tablespoon
Vanilla extract
 
Salt to taste
 

 


Method:

1.     Mis-en-place: have everything ready with which to work! First, soften both the cream cheese and the butter before placing it into your Kitchen Aid mixer’s bowl.  When it is soft, begin beating it at medium speed using your paddle attachment.  As it beats, begin scaling in the powdered sugar intermixed with some salt and the vanilla.  Continue beating the sugar into the cheese/butter blend until you incorporate all of it together. 

2.     Stop mixing, scrape down both the sides of the bowl and the paddle, and then begin beating it again for another 30-60 seconds.  Stop, scrape down the bowl, test the flavoring and if as desired, stop mixing and prepare to frost your cake or cupcakes. 

3.     Always use a frosting spreader or rubber spatula, occasionally dipped into warm water, to spread it across a sheet cake or onto cupcakes.  If doing a sheet cake, place the frosting in several mounds across the surface of the cake retaining some for the sides.  From each mound, begin spreading ever and ever outward until it combines with other mounds.  As you spread it, continue spreading it onto the sides and always take care to dip it in the water to keep the frosting’s spreading ability, “fluid.”

4.     Finally, spread it onto the sides ever pushing it outward and onward until you cover the entire surface of the cake.  Usually, bakers freeze their sheet cakes, remove the sides and ends, and then when frozen solid, spread the frosting onto it then as it tends to spread easily and does NOT pick up as many crumbs as when you spread it across the surface of a freshly baked cake. 

5.     Always refrigerate leftover frosting and use it within 2-3 days at most or lose it.  After so many days, frosting goes flat, loses its freshness, and is not as good as when first made.  

Cream Cheese Frosting is the best of the best, as it combines its flavor with that of butter, an unbeatable combination! Use nothing but the best cream cheese, meaning Philadelphia-brand cream cheese—it is absolutely scrumptious.

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          I am urging all of you please to involve yourselves in your very own communities because security begins with you, no matter where you live.  I realize that many of us live in communities plagued by criminals and that means we must be ever more vigilant less some scumbags kidnap our children and use them as sex slaves.  Do any of you remember the big hit movie, “Pulp Fiction,” where Bruce Willis and the big black guy, sorry, forgot his name, ended up in the shop owned by the two white rump-riding homosexuals?  We laughed at that movie but what with the things presently going on, maybe the director based some of the events in the movie in truth. Either way, it’s pretty damned frightening to me, as it should be to all of you!  Our children are our most precious commodity and if we surrender our God-given parental rights to sex fiends, we surrender our very own souls.  If we cannot protect the innocent from evildoers, then we must find a way to accomplish this very important task or find someplace else a whole lot safer in which, to relocate not only ourselves but our families, too, lest we surrender them up to criminals.  God bless all of you; please buy some albums while you spend the week with me so I can get the credit, the money, and the gratitude of readership.                                                              

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Santanamos “El Chilote” De Soto

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This is a shot of me taken when I was a young cook back in the early 1960's. I served underneath a Master Chef for many years before striking out on my own. I went up the coast of the Western United States and Canada, working all the way, until I made it to Alaska. From there, I moved to Hawaii for a couple of years (1994-1997) before I returned to Washington State and it was there that I met Stinkbug.

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