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TUESDAY, MAY 07, 2013

 

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Elemental News of the Day Commentary-Opinion-Sports-Foodservice for           Tuesday, May 07, 2013 by Chef Stinkbug

 

BREAKFAST SPECTACULAR, PART XXII

 


Breakfast Spectacular, Part XXII: The Boss takes us to the beginning by teaching the Readership how to make Bacon and Eggs—really?  Yes, that’s Right, you need to know how to do it!” by Chef Stinkbug

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Bakersfield, CA, 05-07-2013 T: Okay, this is Day Number Two of our Mother’s Day Week breakfast extravaganza, you know, you and me making classic breakfast dishes while we discuss the politics of the day?  As this is my blog, I can say what I want because when the day comes that the Department of Homeland Security whisks me away to Guantanamo Bay or some such other Alex Jones-inspired NAFTA Prison, that will be the end of me but I do have hope that others are going to take my place!  The America in which you and I live is not the one we inhabited as children.  I feel sorry for the children of today, as they have no idea the magnitude of their loss.  This nation, despite its numerous faults is the one single time in the history of the world when God smiled down upon us; bless humanity with a system with which to sustain them and to be a beacon for others with like minds.  Then, at some point during the late 1970’s, the hippie generation began growing up, entered government on the lower levels and now in the early 2000’s, have become those in charge.  They are in charge of keeping an America they hate with all their might moving forward and at every single level, they tear it apart.  We have a media whose sole purpose is to keep Obama afloat despite all of his mistakes, miscues, errors, wrong turns, and utterances.  He has an attorney general who is among the worst, if NOT the all-time worst, worse than anything President Richard M. Nixon had working under him.   This man seems to think that the average white American is a “hater,” that he or she hates the President and members of his administration simply because they are varying shades of black.  However, the real black Americans suffer every move his government makes, because everything his government does puts them into an even more difficult place than what they occupied before.  He puts homosexuals above heterosexuals and the horrendous things going on within the educational system would make a normal person ill.  I am glad that my children are grown and out the door because if they were not, I would have to educate them at home.  

Republican President Richard M. Nixon

What makes me ill is that the attorney general tells us that ‘immigration’ is now a human right meaning that the subject is now closed and for the remainder of the President’s second term, no one can bring the topic up nor criticize it.  If they do, they suffer the consequences, which can be virtually anything.  Why else is the government buying up all of the ammunition, I suspect that next year, once Obamacare kicks in, there is going to be widespread anger in the streets as people in the ignorant class, the unaware, become aware.   So far, none of this has touched them, all they hear is that the Affordable Care Act has numerous freebies, like free birth control, because I guess the abortionists in this nation are working overtime.  They work feverishly while they rid the nation of replicas of themselves so that means, they need replacement liberals.  Where do the replacements come from since the homosexuals as of yet, cannot replicate, and the rest find themselves in the hands of abortionists?  They come from across the border and if you mention the unfairness of it all, it is now akin to racism to criticize the Great Leader.   Friends, the times, they are a-changing and not like any of us ever suspected in the least, I am thinking that soon, we will see the government’s law enforcement services taking to the streets and they fill the empty prisons to capacity.

Unemployed two-point NBA “Star” Jason Collins-Gay!

At least, we have some levity in the world as last week, we had our first “athlete” in a major American sport come out and proclaim himself “Gay.”  NBA unemployed center, Jason Collins, formerly of the Washington Wizards and six other teams or so I hear, came out on Monday, April 29, 2013 and said, “Hey, I’m gay!”  Well, good for you and then, we heard from all of the liberal talking heads, pundits, and what not out there saying what a “brave man he is!”  Well, he may be brave but for a smuck that scores two points a game and sits on the far end of the bench next to the towel boy and the water cooler, God bless him!  It’s as if, we are supposed to stand up and tell our kids and grandkids, “what a brave individual, we now know what sort of sex the smuck enjoys.”  Give me a break, when the hell are we going to be freed from all of this crap, I am telling you, we are misled by circuses such as this while the government keeps exerting more and more control over us day and night.  I am seriously considering closing my business and putting all of my employees on the dole while I relocate to Belize or to Costa Rica, or possibly, Bermuda.   This country is in the midst of tearing itself apart and if it’s not stopped and soon, you can kiss it goodbye.  We are committing suicide from within and the bulk of the American media supports it.

The Washington Wizards—crappy NBA Team

The media came out and praised Jason Collins, someone who I predict will never play pro ball again, the President comes out and praises Mr. Collins, telling him, “We have your back” in a tweet.  Our President is jumping on the Gay bandwagon heading for his place in history and Americans are supposed to stand up and praise the brave unemployed National Basketball player.  Enough’s enough, like I said yesterday, I feel like I need to stand up, open the window on the thirteenth floor, and put my head outside.  I feel like I need to begin shouting, “I AM MAD AS HELL AND I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!”  There, I said it, it’s no wonder my guts are roiling around, I sure wish both the President and his lovely wife would have my “back” and quit driving me deeper into alcoholism, drugs, and insanity.  I feel like my country is on a slow boat heading to China, or worse—North Korea—and no one gives a flaming you-know-what! 

The North Korean Flag

One thing I know is that as our week goes on, more and more things come to mind as well as take place during the off-hours so the story continues into tomorrow.  I am glad that I am off six months at a time and if I bring in another new writer so Brian Carrick can take time off to get his health back together, maybe we will be off seven months at a time?  Then again, I could end up in one of the NAFTA prisons the government has been setting up since Mr. Obama came to power and that, my friends, will be the end of me.  Writing this blog makes me a worst terrorist than the little smuck recuperating in custody in anticipation of a big show trial in Boston sometime in the next 3-4 years.  Personally, I would take him out, shoot him, and send his ashes home to his mama back in Chechnya.  That is “Stinkbug Law!”

The Chechen Flag—Terrorists!

As you see, I am fired up this week so we are making simple foods, I am duty-bound to teach you how to do things so that is why we are taking the easy way out this week.  Besides, it’s Mother’s Day week, I have to take my 95-year-old mama to dinner in case Obamacare cuts off her medical treatment sometime in the next year; after all, the fate of the nation’s seniors no longer has value, it’s important that you understand this so you can properly tell them “goodbye!”

(#1771) BACON AND EGGS

 


As a young boy more than fifty-plus years ago, my mother, as a special weekend treat, would make breakfast for us kids and for dad, too.  Like most American kids of the 1950’s, we tended to eat breakfast cereals so when mom whipped out the griddle flattop and her skillets, we knew something extra special was on its way.  I grew up loving bacon and eggs accompanied by cornbread, raspberry preserves, and occasionally some homemade salsa for the eggs, a five star breakfast if ever there was one!  Once I became a professional chef’s apprentice, one of my first stops once I made it out of the pantry was onto the breakfast fry line, a horrible place if ever there was one.  It was not “horrible” because of the foods; it was “horrible” because the breakfast cook finds him-or-herself swamped 99-percent of the time.  Among all the dishes, bacon and eggs is probably the number one seller and this, my friends, is how you make it memorable so the clientele comes back repeatedly!

Yield:  4-6 servings / Mis-en-place: 10-15 minutes to cook:
 

 


Qty.
Measure
Item
Other
16-24
Slices
Farmer John’s Maple Bacon
 
Vegetable oil
 
8-12
Large
AA eggs
 
1
Batch
Brunch Potatoes (Recipe #1474)
Or hashed browns
Stinkbug Seasoning (Recipe #0226)
See below
4-6
Slices
Fresh oranges
 
4-6
Sprigs
Fresh parsley
Rinsed and dried
Freshly minced parsley flakes
Rinsed and dried
8-12
Slices
Warm toast of choice
 
Fruit preserves, jams, jellies, and whipped butter

 


Method:

1.     Mis-en-place: have everything ready with which to work! First, open the bacon and prepare to cook it in one of two ways: (1) for the oven, place the bacon strips onto a sheet pan sprayed with Crisco Pan Spray and then lined with a sheet of wax paper.  Spray the paper with food release spray, too, so that you can easily remove the cooked bacon.  (2) Preheat a griddle to 350°F and cook the bacon using the flattop.

2.     Next, make the Stinkbug Seasoning next:

(#0226) STINKBUG’S SEASONING

 


Every chef worth his or her “salt” (to borrow an age-old expression!) should have his or her own, personal, seasoning blends and this one, friends, is the best there is.  Keep it on hand and use it for all of your culinary needs as it adds the right amount of flavor and increases the ultimate tang of your finished foods.

1. Yield: One cup of seasoning:
 

 


Qty.
Measure
Item
Other
1
Cup
Kosher salt
 
1
Tablespoon
Black pepper
 
1
Tablespoon
Granulated garlic
 
1.5
Teaspoon
Granulated onion
 
.5
Teaspoon
Hungarian paprika
 
1
Teaspoon
Summer savory
 
1
Teaspoon
Dry parsley flakes
 

 


Method:

3.     Combine all ingredients together in the bowl of an electric mixer and mix well. Store the finished seasoning in an airtight, DRY container.  Make the potato recipe next:

(#1474) BRUNCH POTATOES

 

 

Yield:  6-8 servings / Mis-en-place: 30 minutes:
 

 


Qty.
Measure
Item
Other
2
#
Red potatoes, diced 1”
Blanched
2
#
White potatoes, diced 1”
Blanched
1
Each
Red bell peppers, stemmed, seeded, and diced 1”
1
Each
Green bell peppers, stemmed, seeded, and diced 1”
1
Medium
Red onion, peeled and diced 1”
 
2
Teaspoons
Minced garlic
 
.25
Cup
Olive oil
 
1
Teaspoon
Whole rosemary
 
1
Tablespoon
Freshly minced parsley flakes
Rinsed
2
Teaspoons
Stinkbug Seasoning (Recipe #0226)
 
1
Teaspoon
Red pepper flakes
 
Oil for deep-frying
 

 


Method:

4.     Mis-en-place: have everything ready with which to work! Preheat standard oven to 400°F or a convection oven—fan “on”—to 350°F.

5.     Prepare the potatoes as directed and then par-boil in salted water until they are tender.  Drain, chill, and set aside.

6.     Spray a sheet pan with PAM or some such other vegetable release spray and then mix the vegetables with the olive oil, garlic, and rosemary.  Place this pan inside your preheated oven and bake for 10-15 minutes OR until they are browned on the edges.  Remove then and set aside.

7.     Heat your deep-fat fryer to 350°F and when it is ready, toss the potatoes into the basket and deep-fry them until they are golden-brown.  When they are, pull them up and transfer them into a pan and combine with the roasted vegetables, parsley, Stinkbug seasoning, and red pepper flakes.  Toss well and keep warm until needed.  Keep the oven on for the time being.

Breakfast Assembly:

8.     With everything ready with which to work, heat your griddle to 350°F OR turn on the overhead broiler of your oven and then bring out your egg skillets.  Breakfast cooks—except in places like IHOP and other lowlife restaurants—breakfast cooks prepare eggs to order using their own trusty egg skillets.  Heat them over medium flame and add some oil.  Prepare your eggs to order depending upon how your guests want them.   

9.     Meanwhile, when either cooking mode is hot, cook the bacon to preference by broiling it below the overhead broiler or upon the griddle.  Either way, save the bacon fat for use in other preparations.  Chef’s Note: keep the bacon warm in a low-temperature oven or by the burners as you want it to be hot and crisp—this is one of the more difficult things to do in any restaurant setting as maintaining bacon’s internal temperature is a difficult task for any seasoned chef.

10. Now, the time has come to prepare the eggs:  place some oil into each of the skillets after spraying them with Crisco Pan Release and when hot, add two eggs to each skillet (unless, of course, you are poaching or shirring them) and cook to order.  Over-easy eggs take 2-3 minutes, over-medium’s take about 4-5 minutes while over-hard requires about 5-6 minutes.  You can speed the latter by breaking the yolks yourself once you drop the eggs into the skillets.  Always dust the eggs with some of the Stinkbug Seasoning as this gives them amazing flavor! Chef’s Note: most people no longer eat sunny-side-up as they can possibly cause salmonella illness due to their being undercooked.  If you have the opportunity to buy eggs from a local source——do so!  Always rinse the shells of the whole eggs under cold running water. 

11. To Serve: with the eggs cooked to order, prepare your plates by placing the appropriate number out before you atop a work surface.  Place 2 eggs at the six o’clock position on each plate followed by 4-6 rashers of bacon at the ten o’clock and potatoes at the two o’clock.  Dust the plates with freshly minced parsley flakes and plant an orange slice with a parsley sprig thrust through their centers.  Accompany with two slices of toast per order accompanied by whipped butter and fresh fruit preserves, jellies, or jams.  

12. Leftovers: years ago when I was a young chef, we saved busted egg orders for use in making fried egg sandwiches but nowadays, it is advisable to save nothing save the meat as you can seal this in one of those vacuum storage systems.

Bacon and eggs is probably the top seller in any breakfast restaurant setting as it is as traditional as apple pie and America.  Most of us grow up eating eggs and bacon as kids, whether or not it is a seldom seen treat or something we eat every day.  Yes, too much of anything can prove problematic to one’s health so it is advisable that as you grow older, you eat all of these things—eggs, bacon, and fried potatoes—less and less as no one wants to suffer a heart attack!   However, when one goes out to breakfast, this is generally what 90-percent of all breakfast diners order so go for it!

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SWISS CHEESE/FIRE

          Have you ever felt that you as a professional chef no longer had any power over your business or your employees?  Well, let me tell you the rock hard truth: you don’t.  The government is going to make it so difficult for employers to make a profit that much like the Mafia does when it extends a helping hand vis-à-vis a loan so you can stay afloat, they are planning on moving in and becoming a partner.  Yes, the government is going to collaborate itself with every business seeking financial aid and ways out of fulfilling Obamacare regulations in much the same way as someone like Nancy Pelosi can pay less than minimum wage to all workers in her family’s wineries, restaurants, and other businesses.  Ever wonder why Ms. Pelosi can do it and you can’t?  She works for the federal government and soon, if you have any hope of keeping your business up-and-running, you will have to partner up with President Obama or shutter your doors.  Remember, it’s your choice, keep a business that YOU built up from the ground or see it sold to immigrants from without the nation!  Please, join with the Tea Party, it’s important that we find a way to put an end to this oppressive regime before they put an end to us!                                                         

TENGO NA MINCHA TANTA  

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This is I back in the 1980's when I was the sous chef of a large foodservice operation in Bakersfield, CA. I began my cooking career in the 1960's when I apprenticed underneath a great chef, Master Chef Ulysses S. Paz.  I have lived and worked in Hawaii, Washington State, Arizona, and California.  Even though I am in my late 60’s, I am still actively involved at a hotel here in Bakersfield, CA.

Chef Stinkbug writes from Oildale, California. 

Chef Stinkbug is a Conservative Ronald Reagan Republican.

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Use the Tabs at the right to locate all of the blogs featuring these albums—they are all in order!

01-21-2013 M: The Mothers of Invention: “Freak Out” 1966.

01-22-2013 T: The Mothers of Invention: “Absolutely Free” 1967.

01-23-2013 W: The Mothers of Invention: “We’re only in it for the Money” 1968.

01-24-2013 Th: The Mothers of Invention: “Cruisin’ with Reuben and the Jets” 1968.

01-25-2013 F: The Mothers of Invention: “The S--- of the Mothers” 1969.

01-26-2013 S: The Mothers of Invention: “Uncle Meat” 1969.

01-27-2013 Su: The Mothers of Invention: “Mothermania” 1969.

01-28-2013 M: Frank Zappa: “Lumpy Gravy & Hot Rats” 1969.

01-29-2013 T: The Mothers of Invention: “Burnt Weenie Sandwich” 1970.

01-30-2013 W: The Mothers of Invention: “Weasels ripped my Flesh” 1970.

01-31-2013 Th: Frank Zappa: “Chunga’s Revenge” 1970.

02-01-2013 F: The Mothers of Invention: “Fillmore East—June 1971” 1971.

02-02-2013 S: The Mothers of Invention: “200 Motels” 1971.

02-03-2013 Su: The Mothers of Invention: “Just another Band from L.A.” 1972.

02-04-2013 M: Frank Zappa: “Waka/Jawaka” 1972.

02-05-2013 T: Frank Zappa: “The Grand Wazoo” 1972.

02-06-2013 W: The Mothers of Invention:”Over-Nite Sensation” 1973.

02-07-2013 Th: Frank Zappa: “Apostrophe” 1974.

02-08-2013 F: The Mothers of Invention: “Roxy and Elsewhere” 1974.

02-09-2013 S: The Mothers of Invention: “One Size Fits All” 1975.

02-10-2013 Su: Frank Zappa & Captain Beefheart: “Bongo Fury” 1975.

02-11-2013 M: Frank Zappa: “Zoot Allures” 1976.

02-12-2013 T: Frank Zappa: “Zappa in New York” 1978. 

02-13-2013 W: Frank Zappa: “Studio Tan” 1978.

02-14-2013 Th: Frank Zappa: “Sleep Dirt” 1979.

02-15-2013 F: Frank Zappa: “Sheik Yerbouti” 1979.

02-16-2013 S: Frank Zappa: “Joe’s Garage Acts I-III Box Set” 1979.

02-17-2013 Su: The Mothers of Invention: “The Grandmothers” 1980.

02-18-2013 M: Frank Zappa: “Tinsel Town Rebellion” 1981.

02-19-2013 T: Frank Zappa: “Shut up and play your Guitar Box Set” 1982.

02-20-2013 W: Frank Zappa: “You are what you is” 1982.

02-21-2013 Th: Frank Zappa: “Ship arriving too late to save a drowning Witch” 1982.

02-22-2013 F: Frank Zappa: “Man from Utopia” 1983.

02-23-2013 S: Frank Zappa: “Baby Snakes” 1983.

02-24-2013 Su: Frank Zappa: “London Symphony Orchestra Vols. I & II” 1983.

02-25-2013 M: Frank Zappa: “Boulez conducts Zappa- Perfect Stranger” 1983.

02-26-2013 T: Frank Zappa: “Them or Us, Thing-Fish” 1984. (End Zappa solo music here)

02-27-2013 W: Frank Zappa: “Francesco Zappa” 1984.

02-28-2013 Th: Frank Zappa: “The Old Masters, Box I” 1984.

03-01-2013 F: Frank Zappa: “Meets the Mothers of Prevention” 1985.

03-02-2013 S: Frank Zappa: “Does Humor belong in Music” 1986.

03-03-2013 Su: Frank Zappa: “The Old Masters Box Two” 1986.

03-04-2013 M: Frank Zappa: “Jazz from Hell” 1986.

03-05-2013 T: Frank Zappa: “London Symphony Orchestra, Vol. 2” 1987.

03-06-2013 W: Frank Zappa: “Guitar” 1988.

03-07-2013 Th: The Mothers of Invention: “You can’t do that on Stage Anymore, Vol. I” 1988.

03-08-2013 F: The Mothers of Invention: “You can’t do that on Stage anymore, Vol. 2” 1988.

03-09-2013 S: Frank Zappa: “Broadway the Hard Way” 1988.

03-10-2013 Su: The Mothers of Invention: “You Can’t do that on Stage Anymore Vol. 3” 1989.

03-11-2013 M: Frank Zappa: “The Best Band you never heard in your Life” 1991.

03-12-2013 T: Frank Zappa: “Make a Jazz Noise Here” 1991.

03-13-2013 W: The Mothers of Invention: “You can’t do that on Stage Anymore, Vol. 4” 1991.

03-14-2013 Th: The Mothers of Invention: “You can’t do that on Stage Anymore, Vol. 5” 1992. .

03-15-2013 F: The Mothers of Invention: “You can’t do that on Stage Anymore, Vol. 6” 1992.

03-16-2013 S: The Mothers of Invention: “Playground Psychotics” 1992.

03-17-2013 Su: The Mothers of Invention: “Ahead of their Time” 1993. St. Patrick’s Day.

03-18-2013 M: Frank Zappa: “The Yellow Shark” 1993. Last album while Frank was alive.

03-19-2013 T: Frank Zappa: “Civilization Phaze 3” 1994.

03-20-2013 W: Frank Zappa: “The Lost Episodes” 1995.

03-21-2013 Th: Frank Zappa: “Strictly Commercial” 1995.

03-22-2013 F: Frank Zappa: “Lather” 1996.

03-23-2013 S: Frank Zappa: “Frank Zappa plays the Music of Frank Zappa” 1996.

03-24-2013 Su: Frank Zappa: “Have I offended someone” 1997.

03-25-2013 M: Frank Zappa: “Mystery Disc” 1998.

03-26-2013 T: Frank Zappa: “Strictly Genteel: a Classical Introduction” 1998 (Compilation).

03-27-2013 W: Frank Zappa: “Cucamonga” 1998.

03-28-2013 Th: Frank Zappa: “Cheap Thrills” 1998.

03-29-2013 F: Frank Zappa: “Son of Cheap Thrills” 1999.

03-30-2013 S: Frank Zappa: “Everything is Healing Nicely” 1999.

03-31-2013 Su:  Frank Zappa: “FZ:OZ” 2002.  EASTER SUNDAY

04-01-2013 M: Frank Zappa: “Halloween” 2003. April Fool’s Day

04-02-2013 T: Frank Zappa: “Joe’s Corsage” 2004.

04-03-2013 W: Frank Zappa: “Joe’s Domage” 2004.

04-04-2013 Th: Frank Zappa: “Quadiophiliac” 2005.

04-05-2013 F: Frank Zappa: “Joe’s X-Massage” 2005.

04-06-2013 S: Frank Zappa: “Imaginary Diseases” 2006.

04-07-2013 Su: Frank Zappa: “The MOFO Project Object” 2006.

04-08-2013 M: Frank Zappa: “Trance-Fusion” 2006.

04-09-2013 T: Frank Zappa: “Buffalo” 2007. 

04-10-2013 W: Frank Zappa: “The Dub Room Special” 2007.

04-11-2013 Th: Frank Zappa: “Wazoo” 2007.

04-12-2013 F: Frank Zappa: “One Shot Deal” 2008.

04-13-2013 S: Frank Zappa: “Joe’s Ménage” 2008.

04-14-2013 Su: Frank Zappa: “Lumpy Money Project-Object” 2009.

04-15-2013 M: Frank Zappa: “Philly 76” 2009.

04-16-2013 T: Frank Zappa: “Greasy Love Songs” 2009.

04-17-2013 W: Frank Zappa: “Beat the Boots” 2009.

04-18-2013 Th: Frank Zappa: “Ark—Live 1991” 2010.

04-19-2013 F: Frank Zappa: “Congress shall make no Law” 2010.

04-20-2013 S: Frank Zappa: “Hammersmith Odeon” 3-CD Set 2010.

04-21-2013 Su: Frank Zappa: “Feeding the Monkeys at Ma Maison” 2011.

04-22-2013 M: Frank Zappa: “Carnegie Hall 4-CD Set” 2011.

04-23-2013 T: Frank Zappa: “Understanding America” 2012.

04-24-2013 W: Frank Zappa: “Finer Moments” 2012.

04-25-2013 Th: Frank Zappa: “Beat the Boots III” Disc One 2012.

04-26-2013 F: Frank Zappa: “Beat the Boots III” Disc Two 2012.

04-27-2013 S: Frank Zappa: “Beat the Boots III” Disc Three 2012.

04-28-2013 Su: Frank Zappa: “Beat the Boots III Disc Four” 2012.

04-29-2013 M: Frank Zappa: “Beat the Boots III” Disc Five 2012.

04-30-2013 T: Frank Zappa: “Beat the Boots III” Disc Six 2012.

05-01-2013 W: Frank Zappa: “’Tis the Season to be Jelly” 2012.

05-02-2013 Th: Frank Zappa: “Electric Aunt Jemima” 2012.

05-03-2013 F: Frank Zappa: “Picquantique” 2012.

05-04-2013 S: Frank Zappa: “Conceptual Continuity” 2012.

05-05-2013 Su: Frank Zappa: “Disconnected Synapses” 2012.

05-06-2013 M: Frank Zappa: “Swiss Cheese/Fire” 2012.

05-07-2013 T: Frank Zappa: “Tengo Na Mincha Tanta” 2012.

05-08-2013 W: Frank Zappa: “At the Circus” 2012.

05-09-2013 Th Frank Zappa: “As An Am” 2012.

05-10-2013 F Frank Zappa: “Unmitigated Audacity” 2012.

05-11-2013 S Frank Zappa: “Freaks and Motherfuckers” 2013.

05-12-2013 Su Frank Zappa: “Saarbrucken ‘78” 2013.

05-13-2013 M: Frank Zappa: “Anyway the Wind Blows” 2013.

 

 

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