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“Mis-en-Place Index, Part XLIV: Chef BC presents his Recipe for Herb Oil for Garlic Breads and for Basting II today and says his is ‘Better’ than Chef Gervais’ Last Year” by Chef B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki


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MIS-EN-PLACE INDEX, PART XLIV



Mis-en-Place Index, Part XLIV: Chef BC presents his Recipe for Herb Oil for Garlic Breads and for Basting II today and says his is ‘Better’ than Chef Gervais’ Last Year” by Chef B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki



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Bakersfield, CA, 04-05-2013 F:  Here we are, Friday and what’s more, it’s our 866th blogpost, which to me is pretty exciting as we are nearing 1,000 posts, quite a feat for the American Institute of Culinary Politics-Elemental News of the Day!  I am so glad you are here with me today as I am going to bear my soul to you about a number of things I believe I am seeing in American society.  Yes, we have discussed numerous things about illegal aliens, about Gay marriage, about the creeping encroachment of socialism (if we’re lucky) or communism (if we’re not).   It seems to me that with Mr. Obama in the White House for God knows how long, the liberals and the leftists are going for broke, determined to gobble up as much as they possibly can before the hopeful blowback erupts.   However, I am extremely fearful that the time is coming when we may cross the line of no coming back and then it is going to be excessively late for those of us who believe in God, practice organized religion, and favor conservatism as taught to us by Ronald Reagan.  Here are my feelings for you to inspect:
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I am sick and tired of the bull associated with how Americans feel about “illegal immigration.”  As a writer for the American Institute of Culinary Politics-Elemental News of the Day, I know that a skillful pollster can easily skew any poll simply by asking specific people for their “opinions” on a topic.  I believe that the authors of these polls ask those they perceive as “Illegal,” Hispanic, or Democrat so they get the desired results, “3-in-4 okay with illegal aliens staying in the United States.”  I do not know anyone who is good with that because if Mr. Obama legalizes 12 million or more undocumented individuals, the existing minorities—ESPECIALLY THE BLACKS!—are going to lose any hope of ever being employed!  Any jobs they now have will disappear and currently, Black unemployment is higher than almost any other group!
President Barack Obama

My next point has to do with the other ongoing topic of the day, “Gay Marriage.”  I remember when what they wanted was to be “left alone.”  Then, it was civil unions so they could share the same rights.  Now, it is a strident desire to force their ways into straight society in any way they can, even if it is forcing churches like the Catholic Church to go along.  I have no problem with accepting Gays into society; America is a tolerant society and does its best to right its wrongs. However, if you want marriage and want to teach grade schoolers about “famous Gays in history” before they even know what the word, “Gay” means, then you are doing a disservice against not only the rest of society but against ALL children. 
Illegal Immigrant pleading for Jesus’ intercession

Here is the rub of all this: Gay Marriage and illegal immigrants are all covers for the ongoing trashing of the economy, something for which, the President NOW is entirely responsible. If you think it is bad now, wait until next year when the Affordable Care Act comes to fruition—the nation is going to go into a death spiral and disappear forever.  People have absolutely no idea what is coming because they get their news from Entertainment Tonight, the Daily Show, and the Colbert Report, or from questionable networks like MSNBC and the once proud CNN.  The young have absolutely NO idea that the three major networks—ABC, CBS, and NBC—shape the news in the way in which they want it to go and that is another reason why the nation is in decline.
President George W. Bush

Now, I do believe that George Bush set the nation on its present path by invading Iraq and by never fighting back against his detractors but the Obama Administration leapt on to his disastrous decisions and compounded it by making things even worse.  Then to top it off, we have a Republican Party who is willing enablers of a bad situation.  If ever there was a time for a strong third party, I believe one could now form, as millions of Republicans, Democrats, and Independents would come together.  We must do something to solve all of these issues but if it continues going the way in which, it is, we might as well throw open the borders, make any form of marriage “okay,” and give away the birthrights of ALL Americans as that is where we are heading. 
Marching Illegals protesting for their “rights”
If anyone knows the history of the decline of the Roman Empire, then you know exactly what is happening: they could not control their borders, anything was permissible, and they broke their economy to the point in which, it was irreparable.  Virtually every society that has chosen to go down this road is nowhere to be seen or worse, was occupied and dismembered by far stronger ones.
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There you go, plain and simple for the low information voters running around out there, to comprehend and possibly understand.  Our economy is in the process of crumbling like ancient ruins, food stamp usage rises, which the slimy among the congress seem to feel “improves” the economy.  The fact that our Department of Agriculture advertises how to apply for Food Stamps once you arrive in the United States DOWN in Mexico should say something about the evil that is ongoing within our government.  If ever we were in need of a Joseph McCarthy and the House Un-American Activities Commission, it is NOW, my friends, before we lose our blessed nation and become a part of the seething worldwide mass of the unwashed, the unsavory, and those who would do us and our families harm.   People, the time is now, as the Chambers Brothers once sang, and if something is not done and soon, our nation is definitely going to go the way of Ancient Greece, Ancient Rome, modern-day Cyprus, and a whole bunch of other EU Nations!

Today, I am going to give you my formula for Herbal Oil for Garlic Bread and Basting, yes, I know Chef Gervais did it last year but I can do mine better and it’s in a large institutional size.  Here we go:

(#0421) HERB OIL FOR GARLIC BREAD AND BASTING—INSTITUTIONAL SIZE
 

Many times a restaurant’s popularity is based upon small things as insignificant as the breads they serve.  This is one of those “secret ingredients” that turns whatever bread to which it’s married into an amazing thing.  It tastes great, leads to a crusty product when baked in a hot oven, and is something that will help you spread your reputation far and wide, of that, there’s no doubt whatsoever!
Yield:  about 3.5-gallons / Mis-en-place: 30-45 minutes:
 

 


Qty.
Measure
Item
Other
10
#
Danish Creamery butter
 
7.5
Quarts
Olive oil
 
6-2/3
Tablespoons
Whole rosemary
 
6-2/3
Tablespoons
Whole thyme
 
6-2/3
Tablespoons
Whole basil
 
1-2/3
Tablespoons
Black pepper
 
1-2/3
Cups
Freshly minced garlic
 
7/8
Cup
Freshly minced shallots
 
5/8
Cup
Freshly minced parsley flakes
Rinsed and dried

 



Method:
1.     Mis-en-place: have everything ready with which to work! Place the butter into a large rondeau and place it atop a low flame.  As it melts, begin removing any scum rising to the top, as these are milk fats, unsightly blotches not necessary for the finished product’s flavor. 
2.     Once there, begin ladling the clear liquid off the top and transfer it into a second pot.  When you reach the clear, watery whey at the bottom, stop ladling.  Note: the whey is something the smart chef saves because if you make your own fresh breads on a daily basis, this is something with which, you can enrich your product.  Therefore, save it in a labeled and dated container in the walk-in and add it to not only your yeast breads but to muffins, quickbreads, and even sauces. 
3.     Place the clear liquid atop a very low flame and stir in the remaining ingredients with the exception of the parsley flakes.  Raise the temperature until the butter is fairly hot but not BOILING and then turn the heat off and pull it away from the stove.  Immediately pour it into a shallow pan placed atop a cooling rack and if necessary, place an oscillating fan to blow across its surface.  Occasionally, stir the mixture helping heat to exit that much more quickly and finally when it approaches room temperature, stir in the parsley flakes. 
4.     Transfer the mixture into a sanitized airtight container equipped with a tight-fitting lid.  Label and date this product and when an amount is needed for basting meats, fish, shellfish or anything else, remove it and heat it over low flame.  Keep it on the steam table at all times when in use and if you have any leftovers at the end of the shift, transfer them into a new container and store separately.  NEVER return used amounts to the parent batch as this can cause it to immediately sour!
5.     For bread, have the herb oil at the ready and no matter what the bread—French bread, Italian bread, whatever—slice the loaves lengthwise in half and slather them with a layer of the product.  Then, you can wrap them up and store in the refrigerator until needed or put them onto sheet pans for immediate usage.  Bake in a hot oven so the flavors and oils penetrate the bread and you will find your clientele’s reactions to be quite positive!  This is an amazing product, one that most everyone tends to enjoy. 
6.     Shelf life: due to having garlic and shallots in the mix, it will keep for about five days under refrigerated conditions but in use, no more than 1-2 days.  Garlic and shallots can cause serious foodborne illness if not well respected and used properly.
This is a ‘must-have’ product for all foodservice operations, even if you run a Subway Sandwich Shop clone or a delicatessen.
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          Tomorrow is Saturday and then Sunday and then I am out and on the way back to my town.  I hope you enjoyed today’s session and I do encourage you please to leave comments about the things I’ve said.  That is what makes a blog popular, it is what stimulates us to achieve great things and to do in conjunction with you.  I also hope you see the merits in today’s recipe, as it is the perfect item for making the best products imaginable.  All too often, chefs resort to buying pre-made and pre-fabricated sauces, oils, you name it, they have something to sell you and I can never get away from those crappy butter-flavored heavy-duty oils that many kitchens use.   Being a chef means, that one needs to understand economics as much as the science of food, Tasteology, and a whole host of other very important necessities within the modern-day kitchen.  I think we need to push a top chef to run for the White House and to be our president, HE or SHE would straighten up this crumbling country within the first term, of that, there’s no doubt whatsoever!                     

 
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This is I back in the 1960's when I was a young sous chef working in a local hotel in Laguna Beach, California. I always loved to cook and apprenticed as a young man which is what most of have done who write for the Elemental News of the Day. We share a love for the culinary world and do our best to share that love with you. We hope you enjoy it! Chef B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki writes from Valencia, California.

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