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“Mis-en-Place Index, Part XLIII: Today, we look at another Classic Seafood Sauce by checking out Chef Fabian’s Cocktail Sauce #1 in a Convenient Institutional Size!” by Chef B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki



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MIS-EN-PLACE INDEX, PART XLIII



Mis-en-Place Index, Part XLIII: Today, we look at another Classic Seafood Sauce by checking out Chef Fabian’s Cocktail Sauce #1 in a Convenient Institutional Size!” by Chef B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki



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President Bill Clinton
Bakersfield, CA, 04-04-2013 Th:  Welcome to the HUMP DAY version of the American Institute of Culinary Politics-Elemental News of the Day, the place where we slap up the food and discuss what is going in our part of the world.  You know, what is going on in our country over the course of the past five years is troubling the hell out of me and do you know that most of the nationwide massacres have occurred while a Democrat is in the White House?  The Columbine Massacre took place when Bill Clinton, the forty-second President of the United States was in office, as did the fiasco in Wako, Texas, when Janet Reno, under his behest, sent in the ATF and FBI and burned a great many religious folks to death.   With President Barack Obama in office, we had the shooting at Fort Hood, Texas, granted a terrorist strike by an American citizen but we have also had the shooting at the movie theater in Colorado, the shooting of Gabby Giffords in Arizona, and the shooting at the Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut.   Yes, the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001 had a significantly higher amount of deaths and did occur with a Republican in the White House but that was an act of war, not a murderous event that occurred at home committed by American citizens.  I do not know quite what I am getting at in that regard but what I am trying to say is that they need to quit putting these people’s faces on television and giving their names.  The idiot in Colorado, James Holmes, I believe, is willing to plead guilty to escape the death sentence; for one thing, it makes me sick seeing the smug punk on television sitting in court and number two, they should NOT show the little bastard!  If the state of Colorado cannot win a death penalty conviction with someone EVERYONE KNOWS DID IT AND IS DEFINITELY NOT CRAZY, then the citizens of that great state need a new district attorney.  I am sorry, in this case and in that of anyone else, who does not take his or her own life in a mass shooting, they should NEVER show them on TV nor should they mention them by name.  They should be NOTHING, just a dark outline on television with a moniker like Criminal 1-Colorado or Criminal 2-somewhere else underneath it.  These bastards thrive on their heinous crimes, they take pleasure in murdering the innocent, and they love the notoriety because that is what they crave.  We need to quit showing them, talking about them, all we need to know is when they went to the electric chair or to the gas chamber, not anything else.   Enough is enough and if Mr. Obama rules the nation through executive fiat ninety-percent of the time, then he needs to do this ONE thing, not go after everyone has legally owned firearms.   
 
Now, the other question: why do these things happen more so when a Democrat sits in the White House?  Well, for one thing, I would suggest that since we have a different type of Democrat, not your Grandparents’ Democrats, people feel powerless by the brazen abuse of power.  We have never seen the likes of President Barack Obama, not even Dick Nixon did the things that Mr. Obama does and worse, gets away with, on a daily basis.  The Constitution of the United States says that executive orders are to be used sparingly but I am fearful that the President is going to overturn the Twenty-Second Amendment, the one that limits all presidents to “no more than two terms.”  After Franklin Delano Roosevelt used the Great Depression followed by World War II to run and win the White House four times, Congress took it upon them to put it before the nation the proposed amendment, which was ratified on February 27, 1951.  NO one wanted someone to be president in perpetuity and since then no one has attempted to overturn it but now, I seriously have my doubts.  My fear is that (1) the President will overturn it through executive order ala Hugo Chavez or Mayor Michael Bloomberg or worse, (2) will use the pandemonium that is going to take place in 2014 and 2015 over the implementation of the Affordable Care Act to seize more power.   Why else would the Department of Homeland Security, the Internal Revenue Service, and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms (and Explosives) be buying up ammunition in record amounts?  Currently, there is a major shortage of ammunition across the nation and it’s my fear that the nation is going down a road from whence, there’s no return—are you feeling me?
Venezuelan Thug Dictator Hugo Chavez—dead and gone!
I realize that this is pretty heavy stuff for a culinary blog but this is what we talk about in the kitchens of the nation, what is going on around the nation and the world.  Once most chefs were Americans or naturalized American citizens whereas now, we have a large subculture of Hispanics newly arrived in the nation as well as Chinese and other invaders from all over the world.  These large numbers of non-Americans are diluting our numbers and when I report them to the authorities, they tell me to look the other way and do nothing about it.  On the one hand, they bust my balls if I hire illegals but then on the other hand, they tell me to keep my mouth shut, my fellow Americans—as few as they are—feel the same as I do about this—we are being overtaken and taken over.   People, go to your representatives and tell them you are not going to take this but then, I fear that I might end up in one of the new NAFTA prisons going up around the country.  If I say or do anything, you may never see my family or me ever again, I am telling you, something bad is going on and it’s not going to stop.  CALL THE JAZ MCKAY SHOW  (661-399-1560) IN BAKERSFIELD, CALIFORNIA, AND TELL HIM WHAT YOU SEE GOING ON, HE IS THE VOICE OF TRUTH AND REASON, NOT LIKE THAT SLUG RALPH EMERSON BAILEY, JR. OVER AT THE COMPETITION STATION!  If we are to save the world, we must begin doing it soon, where’s the Tea Party?  Do you know that if they had turned out in record numbers and voted for Mitt Romney, we would not be in the shape we are presently find ourselves, we would have had a moderate but a moderate would be better than the communists we now have! 
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All right, here’s the recipe, my friends, and if you do not see me tomorrow or I never come back, come searching for me.  The times are bad and are getting worse and I am telling you, if we do nothing and soon, all is going to be lost.  God save the United States, we are the only hope for our nation and the rest of the world. 

(#0411) COCKTAIL SAUCE #1—CHEF FABIAN’S WAY—INSTITUTIONAL SIZE

 


It is amazing how many different ways there is to serve the “same” sauce, it seems that each chef back in the day had his—or in the rare cases of her—own cocktail sauce, tartar sauce, you name it, they had it.  They protected these sauces to the best of their ability lest someone working for them get a hold of their secrets and either depose them or take them somewhere else when they got their own head chef’s job.  Chef Fabian was a great man, he worked in the business since the early 1940’s and had amazing skills, this is his sauce and a great one at that, it adds amazing flavor to fresh crab or shrimp cocktails, deep-fried fish, you name it, it adds it! 
Yield:  6-3/8 gallons / Mis-en-place: 20 minutes:
 

 

Qty.
Measure
Item
Other
5
#10-cans
Red Chili Sauce
 
1
#10-can
Tomato catsup
 
1
Cup
Freshly squeezed lemon juice
 
1
Quart
Finely-minced celery
 
3
cups
Horseradish
 
.75
Cup
Lea & Perrins’ Worcestershire sauce
 
.75
Cup
Shoyu
 
.125
Cup
Tabasco sauce
 
.5
Cup
Kosher salt PLUS
 
.25
Cup
Black pepper PLUS
 
.25
Cup
Freshly minced ginger
 

 


Method:
1.     Mis-en-place: have everything ready with which to work! Hook up your Hobart mixer and attach the splashguard.  Add the ingredients and begin rotating the whip on low speed.  Take care to lift the bowl if need be to get the whip into the bottom of the bowl and then after 2-3 minutes, stop mixing, scrape down the sides of the bowl and taste it. 
2.     Normally, cocktail sauces require about 24 hours of refrigeration time in order to obtain maximum flavor; however, if you do not have enough time, then use it immediately.  However, if you have the time, pour the sauce into a sanitized airtight container with a tight-fitting lid, label, date, and refrigerate.  Check the flavor the next day and readjust it as you see fit.  Keep under refrigeration at ALL times and never return used amounts to the parent batch as this can cause it to sour or worse to harbor foodborne illness-causing bacteria.  If you use it on a buffet line for fresh seafood and shellfish, always place it in a bowl of ice as this allows you to keep it out at room temperature for the two-hour window before you have to return it to the fridge or to dump it.  Change the ice as needed.
3.     Shelf life is about 5-7 days but always use well within that time for best effects.
Chef Fabian was an old time Mexican chef who ran the Hilton Inn in the town in which, I worked and this is his cocktail sauce, a darned good one to say the least.  I had the opportunity to have met the man on several occasions when I came to Bakersfield during the 1970’s and later to the Red Pepper, a stylish Mexican restaurant over on Sumner Street in East Bakersfield.  The man was a genius as far as food went and I urge all of you professionals to give it a shot!

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          One of these days, all hell is going to break loose and believe me, I am planning an investigative vacation to the nation of Belize and also to Costa Rica.  Belize is an alluring place as its citizens speak English as once they were the ONLY British Latin American possession.  Belize is located beneath the Yucatan, Mexico, a beautiful land located on the coast of the Caribbean.  Sure, the Venezuelans and the Mexicans are not far away but believe me, the fact that their constitution and law are based on English common law is a good thing in a world in which the rest of it is based upon the Napoleonic Code or upon communism.  Costa Rica is another beautiful place, free of strife, something that mars much of the rest of Latin America.   Perhaps, I will open an American Food restaurant there, I think it could be quite a success!  Maybe you will come and visit me one day, that is, if I get out of the United States soon enough!                    

 
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B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki

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This is I back in the 1960's when I was a young sous chef working in a local hotel in Laguna Beach, California. I always loved to cook and apprenticed as a young man which is what most of have done who write for the Elemental News of the Day. We share a love for the culinary world and do our best to share that love with you. We hope you enjoy it! Chef B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki writes from Valencia, California.

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