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“Mis-en-Place Index, Part XLII: Today, we look at Classic Seafood Sauces by investigating the Stockdale Country Club’s Cocktail Sauce #2 in a Convenient Institutional Size!” by Chef B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki


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MIS-EN-PLACE INDEX, PART XLII



Mis-en-Place Index, Part XLII: Today, we look at Classic Seafood Sauces by investigating the Stockdale Country Club’s Cocktail Sauce #2 in a Convenient Institutional Size!” by Chef B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki



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Democrat Rudy Salas

Bakersfield, CA, 04-03-2013 W:  One of the reasons I enjoy coming up to Bakersfield, California is because I love getting away from the liberal, lunatic southland.  The southern San Joaquin Valley is an oasis of conservative folks, whether they are White, Hispanic, Black, Asian, or Native American or at least it has been that way until California became an open door for Mexico’s excess population.  Now, they have a very interesting political situation going on as last year, in the 2012 election, they had two candidates going at one another, Rudy Salas and Pedro Rios, the first a Democrat and the second a Republican.  The first ran ads brazenly false that smacked of libel while the Republican ran ads based upon his skills, his abilities, and his love of his adopted nation.   Most people thought there was NO way that Mr. Salas could pull off this victory once the truth about his adds’ claims became known and yet, he won in a close election thereby signaling the rest of us that the tide is turning against us. 
Republican Pedro Rios
Mr. Salas ran ads that claimed Mr. Rios had RECENTLY sold alcohol to minors and that he had done it repeatedly and without remorse and that, all he had received was an insignificant punishment.  Everyone who first heard the ads thought, “How could Mr. Rios run being a man like that who was guilty of selling booze to minors” but the Jaz McKay radio show on AM 1560 disclosed the truth to all of us.  An event happened when Mr. Rios was 18 or 19 years old working in a convenience store more than TWENTY years ago when the Alcoholic Beverage Control sent a plant into the store to buy a bottle of booze.  The plant was an attractive young lady, aged 20, who went into the store in which, Mr. Rios worked (while putting himself through college) and since it was a busy Friday night, he failed to check her identification.  Immediately, an agent of the ABC cited him and fined him, a fine he paid at his own expense and it never happened again.  Mr. Rios graduated college, went into the military, returned to his hometown of Delano and served on the city council.   He lived an exemplary life, did many good for people and then this horrible smuck blasted him 24/7 on the radio and on TV and it cost Pedro Rios’ dreams of serving his fellow citizens. 
Now, they have another unsavory liberal, Leticia Perez, a staffer of another power hungry Democrat, Michael Rubio, who gave up his seat in the Assembly so he could jump into the Senate and then he gave up that seat so he could go to work for the evil villain, Chevron-Texaco.  He already helped his sycophant Rudy Salas bail out of his newly won seat in the county race and into the Assembly leaving behind a special election costing more than one hundred thousand dollars to fill it.  Now, his other staff member, Ms. Perez is going after the State Senate seat newly vacated by Mr. Rubio, it’s enough to make a person sick.  Meanwhile, another Democrat with a long resume of doing good things for the county, Fran Florez who wanted the seat is dropping out “in the best interests of the Democrat Party” so Ms. Perez can win the seat against Republican challenger, Andy Vidak, a farmer with a strong sense of purpose.  It is amazing how twenty years ago, the prospect of a Democrat winning in the valley was almost nil but what with the ongoing incursions of illegal aliens, no one but a Democrat, liberal Hispanic has a chance in this state, it’s either that or a Gay member of the Rainbow Coalition.  What has happened to the state, it is going down the crapper faster than ever and either the state government or the federal to save us is doing nothing.  At some point, something is going to have to change because if we keep going in the direction in which, we are going, the state is going to be number fifty in everything!  At some point, someone is going to have to save our state and then our nation as if it keeps going on the way it has, you can expect the end of the nation to come sooner than anyone ever expected.  Through the Reconquista, Mexico is reabsorbing us and sadly, there seems to be no stopping that from happening.  All we can hope for is for some monumental happening so bad that it snaps everyone back from worrying about Gay marriage and illegal immigration into saving the country from the pit into which, it is rapidly sliding; I am not kidding you when I say this!

   Well, enough of that for now, it is important that we move on and do what we have come here today to do, make another classic pantry sauce.  This one in an institutional size, Cocktail Sauce #2, the institutional-sized version of the one used at the world famous Stockdale Country Club throughout the 1970’s and 1980’s until all of the great chefs working there were fired.   It seems like our state and the nation, great businesses like the SCC have their ups-and-downs, and it is a cyclical thing that at some point spins back around to whence it began.  Brian Carrick, one of the authors here and our present publisher spent a decade of his life working there until he moved onto better things and in the year following his departure, all of the kitchen staff and the general manager were sent packing, that is how life goes, I guess.   Anyhow, here is the sauce:

(#0412) COCKTAIL SAUCE #2—STOCKDALE COUNTRY CLUB—INSTITUTIONAL SIZE

 



If you work in a foodservice operation that prides itself on the quality of both its food and its reputation amongst its peers and you serve a lot of fresh seafood and shellfish, it is important that one have the ultimate cocktail sauce with which to work!  All too often, cheap chefs use catsup and nothing more or worse, buy the same cocktail sauce in one-gallon plastic jars that ninety percent of the competition uses, too.  There is nothing more important than having one’s own signature sauces, especially in the basic areas such as cocktail sauce, I mean, it is not that expensive to make and its quality is going to cement your reputation as a number one chef and foodservice operation across the state!  Try this sauce once, and I will guarantee you that you are going to achieve maximum results with it, of that, there is absolutely NO doubt whatsoever!
Yield:  4 gallons, 1.5-quarts / Mis-en-place: 15 minutes:
 

 


Qty.
Measure
Item
Other
3
#10-cans
Red chili sauce
 
1
#10 can
Tomato catsup
 
1
Cup
Freshly squeezed lemon juice
 
1
Cup
Tabasco sauce
 
1
Cup
Horseradish sauce
 
1
Cup
Lea and Perrins’ Worcestershire sauce
 
.5
Cup
Kosher salt PLUS
 
.25
Cup
Black pepper PLUS
 

 


Method:

1.     Mis-en-place: have everything ready with which to work! Place all of the ingredients with the exception of the final two into the bowl of an electric mixer.  Hook up the whip attachment and begin rotating it around the bowl on low speed and note, it is advisable to use the splashguard. 
2.     After 2-3 minutes, stop the whip’s rotation, scrape down the sides of the bowl, taste the sauce and then begin adding the salt and pepper SLOWLY.  Continue checking after each addition and when you have reached the end of the seasonings if indeed you do, check the flavor again. 
3.     The flavor is going to continue developing over the next 24 hours so do not add any additional seasonings until you meet the time limit and then, once again, mix it, check and readjust the flavor, then transfer it into a sanitized airtight container equipped with a tight fitting lid, label, date, and keep under refrigeration at ALL times.

4.     To use, remove desired portions and place in decorative bowls for use on buffet lines and always place the bowl containing the sauce within a bowl containing ice—KEEP IT CHILLED! Otherwise, if for use on the cooks’ line, pour it into the container you plan on using and never return leftover portions into the parent batch as this can have adverse consequences causing it to spoil.  Always label and date leftover portions and store in the refrigerator at ALL times.  Shelf life for this sauce is 5-7 days so use it well within that time for best results.                                                                  
This is a great institutional-sized cocktail sauce, one you can use for any function anywhere anytime.  I have always said that if you want to be the best, you have to use the best and that means buy nothing but the best products and not crap from some unreliable foodservice supply company!  I have always preferred buying my supplies from S.E. Rykoff Company, they have nothing but the best whether it is product or its sales personnel—both are exceptional. 

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          Do not forget people, I am urging all of you to fight against the nomination of Leticia Perez as not only is she a staffer with no experience, she also is a carpetbagger as she did not live for one week much less the required year as outlined by the state constitution in the district in which, she wants to serve.  As soon as someone called on her on it, she immediately rushed to buy a house across the district lines so she could file her paperwork to go after the seat.  I am getting sick of all of the unpunished shenanigans going on in the political arena as it is and then when faced with a lying skank whose once radical Islamist husband now proclaims to have worked for both the Central Intelligence Agency and for the Federal Bureau of Investigation.  Yes, there was a big front-page article in the Bakersfield Californian detailing all of the espionage he conducted overseas in Yemen and in other hot spots around the Muslim world.  How stupid do they think we are, I do not even live in the district and I know bullshit when I hear it, people come on, do not give these worthless smucks the seat, yes, it won’t make a difference in California but enough’s enough!  Tomorrow, we will make another classic cocktail sauce so I shall see all of you then, take care and God bless!                   

 
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