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“Mis-en-Place Index, Part XLI: We have a Simple Sauce for your Culinary Needs Today—Sour Cream-Dill Sauce—perfect for virtually everything even Moussaka!” by Chef B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki


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TUESDAY, APRIL 02, 2013

 

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MIS-EN-PLACE INDEX, PART XLI



Mis-en-Place Index, Part XLI: We have a Simple Sauce for your Culinary Needs Today—Sour Cream-Dill Sauce—perfect for virtually everything even Moussaka!” by Chef B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki



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Bakersfield, CA, 04-02-2013 T:  The bad economy is hurting virtually everyone and that is definitely true down here in Valencia, California, way station between Los Angeles County and Kern County.  One would think with the restaurant industry, the amusement park, the north-south traffic, and even the east-west heading from the desert to the coast that we would be hopping with money but that is simply not true! It seems that we have entered a phase in which, virtually no money is available for either the people or the government in its various forms and yet, the government is steamrolling ahead with the Obamacare fiasco that is coming in full next year. No money is coming in at any level of business that immediately does not exit out the backdoor in taxes, higher costs of doing business, you name it, and it’s gone and gone quickly! 
By-product of the First World War: Nazism
 
However, have we heard as to whether or not, the federal government and the horrid one with the supermajority up in Sacramento backing off any of this?  Have we?  No, we have heard nothing, they intend to keep plowing ahead and next year when public disturbance becomes commonplace and the minions of the government take to the streets to crack down upon it, you are going to see an America as if you’ve never seen before one approximately resembling the Weimar Government in post-World War I Germany.   That government was foisted upon the citizens of that proud nation due to it taking the majority of the blame for having caused and lost the First World War.  Crime was rampant as was immorality and the people spent endless hours drinking alcohol, using drugs, enjoying promiscuity, and a whole host of other illicit or immoral pastimes.  Homosexuality was rampant among the upper classes and communists fought fledgling Nazis through the streets.  Government was hard-pressed to provide services and people grew to loathe their government, which eventually led to the rise of Adolph Hitler and World War II, a war far worse than the one before it.
President Barack Obama
What is happening in America, we must do something—anything!—to drive the weak Republican leadership in the House to defund the Obamacare Act because when it kicks in 100 percent next year, there will be no stopping it ever if we do not get a supermajority in both the House and Senate in next year’s election.  However, we will have to undergo approximately twelve months of this horrible law that is going literally to tear apart the fabric of our nation!   The time is coming when the Republicans who still have balls have to throw House Speaker John Boehner out of his post and put someone who is much more stronger to try to salvage what is left of the country and to put an end to this weakened Republican Party.  At some point, a third party is going to rise that I believe will take in a wide swatch of moderate, OLD-style Democrats and all of the Conservative faithful along with the religious folks.  That party will have the ability to bring both the Democrats and the Republicans to the brink and most likely will decimate both.  The religious certainly will become a big part of the party because let’s face it, anyone who claims to be a “Christian” cannot be in favor of Gay marriage!  How can they be, it says in the Bible in several key parts that homosexuality is not to be permitted and that means in any way.   Most of us are enlightened enough that we can tolerate but we can never accept that way of life. For those who purport to be religious and yet think it’s okay for two men to marry one another or two women to marry one another means that they are doing the work of the dark side of the universe and not the light’s.  
 
All I can say is that this is not your father’s America and it seems to me that the rampant liberalism, which is going unstopped, is almost like having a horrible disease, one that starts out slow and then proceeds at a frightening pace.  Now, it’s to the point where there is no way for us to stop its progress and if we do not something drastic to attempt to save the patient, all is lost.  That is precisely what is happening in the nation at the moment and most likely the rest of the world.  I do believe that the End of Days is coming and even though it did not occur on the Twenty-First of December of 2012, that doesn’t mean they had the date correct.  I think it’s coming and it’s coming sooner than anyone thinks so we must prepare ourselves and do it quickly.  Join me by leaving your comments because soon, if I see nothing to keep me positive, I am taking an extended vacation to Belize and looking into buying property there.  My money is already flowing out of the country because I will be damned if I am going to allow our government to put its filthy hands into MY accounts and those of my family!  Be forewarned, if you do not act and do so soon, you risk losing everything!

Today, we are making a simple sauce, yet a foundational one that we use for a wide variety of dishes.  We use it for Moussaka, for other dishes requiring a sour cream-dill sauce, primarily fish, seafood and shellfish, you name it, we use it, it’s that good and yet, it’s also usable in other dishes, too, anything your imagination can pull up is something for which, you can use it, take my word!  Here’s our recipe, let’s do it and get out of here for the day:

(#0419) SOUR CREAM DILL SAUCE

 

Over the course of a normal chef’s career, they learn thousands of recipes and in the case of someone like myself, hundreds of thousands, all of which may only be for support of other dishes such as this sauce.  Sure, when one needs to have a sour cream sauce whether for use topping seafood, shellfish, poultry, game, or lamb, this is a good one as it packs a powerful punch due to the activation of the herbs and spices and also does well when baked atop a casserole dish in the oven.  You will find many uses for this classic sour cream dill sauce so keep the recipe handy—you will use it repeatedly!
Yield:  about 1.75-cups / Mis-en-place: 20 minutes:
 

 


Qty.
Measure
Item
Other
1.25
Cups
Sour cream
 
.125
Cup
Lemon juice
 
.25
Cup
Fresh dillweed, minced
 
.125
Cup
Sauterne
 
.25
Teaspoon
Kosher salt
 
.0125
Teaspoon
White pepper
 
.125
Cup
Finely-minced red onions
 

 


Method:

1.     Mis-en-place: have everything ready with which to work!
2.     Begin beating the sour cream and the lemon juice in the bowl of an electric mixer equipped with a WHIP attachment until creamy smooth; then, stop mixing, scrape down both the sides of the bowl and the whip and rest it.
3.     Place a skillet stovetop over a medium flame.  Add the sauterne and bring it to a simmer.  Add the dillweed along with the salt, white pepper, and the red onions, stirring to mix them.  Allow the liquid to reduce to almost nothing thereby invigorating the spices and increasing the power of the herbs. 
4.     Scoop this mixture into the sour cream-lemon juice mixture and then mix thoroughly to combine.  Scrape down the sides of the bowl, whip, and then scoop it into a sanitized container, which you then label and date.  Keep under refrigeration at all times.
5.     Use the sauce within 2-3 days at most.  Use it for topping fish, shellfish and other seafood, and for dishes requiring a sour cream topping. 
This is a great basic sour cream sauce, perfect for all of your needs. It is possible depending upon your recipe for Moussaka that maybe you do not want the dillweed in it so insert another spice or herb you enjoy using.  Greek food is a cuisine all its own and not many regular chefs have a great deal of understanding of it.  Perhaps one of these days, Chef Tiresias will do a weeklong symposium of Greek dishes for us now that would be fun!
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          People, it is time to begin putting the screws to John Boehner, Kevin McCarthy, and that smuck, Eric Cantor, that guy is a big putz.  I mean, all of these Republican moderates talked a really good show and then once in office, become a moderate Republican mafia more interesting in busting the nuts of its own members than in going after the President.  Something must happen and it must happen soon and believe me, I sense it coming down the road, headed straight for us.  Oh, I want to give a shout out to Mr. Jaz McKay, the man we shamelessly promote for the next nationwide slot as talk show host.  Jaz is a great man and both he and Rush Limbaugh are in pursuit of the so-called low information voter, you know, the folks who sit at home in their skivvies watching Entertainment Tonight, Comedy Central, and sluts like Kathy Griffith.  Yeah, I know, Chef BC, you are being hard on ho’s and sluts but women like Ms. Griffith almost make a man want to go celibate, sleeping with her would be absolutely disgusting, I am not kidding you.  I went to a show once to see her in Los Angeles and the number of fruits attending was overwhelming, it was truly disgusting, like being in the middle of San Francisco on Gay Day—terrifying!  She was up there acting like a foul-mouthed slut and to tell you the truth, I have seen a great many comedians but she has to have been the worst of all of them.  My wife was laughing and busting up and that is what I get for having married a foodserver from a truckstop—I had to divorce her!                  

 
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This is I back in the 1960's when I was a young sous chef working in a local hotel in Laguna Beach, California. I always loved to cook and apprenticed as a young man which is what most of have done who write for the Elemental News of the Day. We share a love for the culinary world and do our best to share that love with you. We hope you enjoy it! Chef B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki writes from Valencia, California.

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