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“Mis-en-Place Index, Part XL: Chef BC takes over the Coveted Stinkbug Chef’s Chair and returns to the Prepmaster Department by presenting a Recipe for Spreadable Garlic Butter—too Good to be True!” by Chef B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki


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MONDAY, APRIL 01, 2013

 

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Elemental News of the Day Commentary-Opinion-Sports-Foodservice for           Monday, April 01, 2013 by Chef B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki



MIS-EN-PLACE INDEX, PART XL



Mis-en-Place Index, Part XL: Chef BC takes over the Coveted Stinkbug Chef’s Chair and returns to the Prepmaster Department by presenting a Recipe for Spreadable Garlic Butter—too Good to be True!” by Chef B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki



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Talk Show Host George Noory
Bakersfield, CA, 04-01-2013 M:  Good morning, welcome to the American Institute of Culinary Politics-Elemental News of the Day, it has been a while since last, we enjoyed one another’s company and I am glad we have this chance to be together once again.  I think that this year—2013—is the last year any of us are going to enjoy—with the exception of the anarchist “Occupy” movement—because next year is going to be horrible, simply horrible.  I have heard a great deal of discussion on talk radio, whether it’s George Noory or Alex Jones or Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck about the amounts of weapons and ammunition the government is buying.  Since when does the Internal Revenue Service need to arm its agents with shotguns, automatic weapons, and with hollow points, once known as dum-dums and banned by all major governments?  My feeling is that next year, when the Affordable Care Act kicks into gear, the level of shock the people are going to experience is going to drive millions into the street in protest, probably some of them quite violent.  You see, what it is going to take just to get this promised “affordable insurance” is going to be like moving a mountain, it is not going to be there and what is going to be there is nothing anyone is going to want.   I think our country is going to spiral out of control and I am extremely fearful over what might happen because I do believe that the President of the United States—Barack Obama—has no intention of leaving office and will use the tide of anger to his benefit.  He will order the military, the police forces, the ATF, the FBI, perhaps even the CIA into the streets to quell the rising tide of horror, anger, and disgust.  I am sorry, the healthcare act everyone thought was going to be so helpful is going to be terribly difficult to use and even more difficult to obtain and yet, we are going to be taxed to death in order to pay for it, times are going to be bad.  
President Barack Obama
To me, it is like the calm before the storm, sort of like the period between the World Wars or prior to the American Civil War.  People sense things are changing and hear more and more information reaffirming the idea that things are in a state of turmoil, that a major storm is coming and coming soon.  We as employers and leaders of men and women who work for us are being inundated with worried queries asking us if they are going to have a job next year much less medical insurance.  To be quite honest, I tell them, “I truly do not know” because no one knows until the mess kicks into being 100 percent.   I simply have no idea what is happening myself and am beginning to listen to the radio advertisements explaining the benefits of relocating to the Caribbean nation of Belize as land is cheap, the natives speak English, and many Americans are in residence there.  The world is in a state of flux and I believe that we are being fattened up for the slaughter and that when it comes; no one is going to have any idea as to how to deal with it.   We are already looking into relocating the blog to an offshore nation and Belize might just be the one as to remain here in the United States is to risk losing everything like the folks living in Cypress have.  When the definition of being wealthy is $130,000 or higher, then you have to understand that we have major issues.  The most vulnerable living among us—the seniors, the disabled, the children—are in dire straits due to the overwhelming oppression coming soon to your neighborhoods.  I wish the press had not been in the tank for President Obama but had had the guts to have told us the truth because never in my life have I seen so many dunderheads voting for someone who hates this country.   Yes, we have had our problems and yes, we are not perfect but the American dream has made us what we are and anyone in their right mind should not wish to change it, to fundamentally change it as Mr. Obama proclaimed back in 2008. 
Chef James “JT” Tobiason
This is the tone we are going to take over the rest of this week, I think there is a great deal to discuss and I hope you are with me.  I did not expect to be back in the Prepmaster Department so soon after Chef Tobiason last month but that seems to be usually how it goes; we tend to pull the same cards out of Stinkbug’s hat.  Today, we are going to make very flavorful garlic butter, perfectly for spreading on French bread or otherwise.  I think all of you definitely are going to enjoy it, the only thing you need do is to keep it under refrigeration at all times so you do not give someone a foodborne illness!  Remember, YOU are responsible for the health of your clientele and/or your families so never take shortcuts and never put anyone’s health in jeopardy—you would not want anyone to do it to you!  Here we go:

(#0508) SPREADABLE GARLIC BUTTER

 

I think everyone enjoys the flavor of garlic from an early age, especially growing up around marvelous cooks who enjoy entertaining at home.  I remember my father making some wonderful garlic breads, dips, and other accoutrements for family get-togethers and company picnics and over the course of my life growing up; I tended to spy on everything he did.  I always loved his amazingly delicious garlic bread and I have based this butter on his homemade recipe, one passed down for generations.  It has always served me well and will serve you, too, undoubtedly.

Yield:  about 2-cups / Mis-en-place: 30 minutes:
 

 


Qty.
Measure
Item
Other
1
#
Danish Creamery butter (unsalted)
 
.25
Cup
Minced fresh garlic
 
1
Tablespoon
Buttermilk
 
1.5
Teaspoons
Bacon fat, soft
 
1.125
Teaspoons
Hungarian paprika
 
.5
Teaspoon
Kosher salt
 
.5
Teaspoon
Caper juice
 
.125
Teaspoon
White pepper
 
3.5
Stems
Scallions, green and white parts minced fine
 

 


Method:

1.     Mis-en-place: have everything ready with which to work!  Hook up your Kitchen Aid or Hobart mixer and attach the PADDLE attachment.  Add the butter to it and begin beating it at medium speed until it is extremely soft.  Scrape down the sides of both the bowl and the paddle and then add the remaining ingredients.  Continue beating the mixture until you have blended it well and then once more, scrape down both the sides of the bowl and paddle; the garlic butter is now ready for use.
2.     Using a rubber or a metal spreader spread your garlic butter across two halves of a French loaf or upon individual slices.  If you wish, sprinkle additional minced scallions across them or sprinkle with some finely grated parmesan cheese.  Place the slices or the two halves upon a sheet pan lined with wax paper and place underneath an overhead broiler or salamander oven or bake at 400°F in a standard oven until everything melts and the bread becomes crispy. 
3.     The bread is now ready to serve.  Flavored butters must be kept refrigerated at all times except when in use; however, if you bring it out to room temperature more than 1-2 times and still have some left, do yourself a favor by tossing it out lest you cause someone health issues due to foodborne illness.   Handle butters properly and keep refrigerated as well as labeled and dated.  Shelf life is about 2-3 days due to the inclusion of the onions, garlic, and bacon fat.   One thing you can do is to prepare ALL of your breads ahead of time and then keeping them under refrigeration; then, just heat the amounts needed so the butter never has to come out at room temperature again.
Most people spend a long time seeking a suitable garlic butter that meets their needs and this one certainly does that.  It has a wonderful flavor, looks and smells great, and amazes the palate, for what more could one ask?

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          Okay, Day Number One is over and done, that’s swell.  Friends, I do think that all of us have a duty—not only to our employees and our families but also to our fellow citizens!—to spread the word about what is coming.  I do think that while we have the opportunity to arm up that we do and store our weapons in safe locations because when the government arrives outside the door—either to take our weapons or to force other aspects of Obamaism down our throats!—that we have the ability to make a stand and go down in a hail of hollow points.  I am tired of watching this encroaching socialism that is spreading throughout our nation like cancer, eating up this institution and that and if we do not make a stand and soon, then what we have worked our entire lives to obtain is going to be dead and gone.   First, it’s this, then it’s that, like the Gay marriage thing, at first, all they wanted was to be left alone, then Civil Unions, and now it is marriage!  Where does it stop—I have heard there is already a growing movement promoting polyandry and other atrocious forms of human couplings that if we let one go through, then how the hell can we stop another?  After all, it’s about LOVE, isn’t it, if two or more people love one another, they should be allowed to get married, right?  I’m sorry, it makes me want to puke, and enough is enough!   Please, leave comments, whether for or against, it does not matter to me!  We want to hear from you and we also want voices from the other side of the aisle to join us, come on Democrats, you are part of this, too!                 

 
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B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki

B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki

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This is I back in the 1960's when I was a young sous chef working in a local hotel in Laguna Beach, California. I always loved to cook and apprenticed as a young man which is what most of have done who write for the Elemental News of the Day. We share a love for the culinary world and do our best to share that love with you. We hope you enjoy it! Chef B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki writes from Valencia, California.

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